I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The struggles of a small town man whore
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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