remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my being single is dangerous.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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