No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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