I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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