this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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