i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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