I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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