Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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