okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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