She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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