So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Randomize
