we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
me + whiskey = a bad person
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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