Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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