she looked like the before picture.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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