How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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