Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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