she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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