i think my mom watched the whole time
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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