omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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