apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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