If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
