hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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