her vagine was all disorganized.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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