How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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