doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
