Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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