I wish i was in the wii world.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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