what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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