did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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