Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
How external is "for external use only"?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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