i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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