i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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