is your mom at the bar?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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