White coat. Heels.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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