It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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