So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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