This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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