I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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