idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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