Buhtt sex?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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