did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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MIDGETS
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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