She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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