Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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