Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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