4 words: hood of his car
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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