Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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