The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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