my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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