I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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