So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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