so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Found your dick twin last night
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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