That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize