Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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