GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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